This Song Got Jokes

Wednesday Is Humpday

Soldiers in Iraq. Our tax dollars at work.


"Thank you Gramma!"


Dorks.


Deviants.

What'd you get for Christmas?

I got you all a Christmas Thong.
This guy Lance Kincaid has all kinds of thong dancing for your viewing pleasure, if that is in fact what gives you pleasure.
Have a Merry.

Meowry Christmas

When I was about 16, my best friend used to have this CD cuz some sick fuck gave it to her. So we used to listen to it, cuz we're weird.
Jingle Cats - One of humanity's worst ideas.

Work it!

I've become borderline obsessed with watching The Biggest Loser, and I'm all "Go team fatty trying to get skinny!" They inspire me to sit on my ass in front of my tv and watch them lose weight while I eat yogurt and cake. I seriously love them.
Wanna know what else I love?

work it!

Do You Care?

Bear.
Stare.

Pressing Question

Everybody is blowing their collective retro-gaskets over Snoop's latest video for Sensual Seduction, and it's good and all, but here's-about where I am - Sexy R&B about them drawers. With all this talk about squatting and letting him sneak a little peek-a-boo, Snoop obviously wants to read between your panty lines. But rest assured, he's just trying to make you comfortable.

Kick it Snoop - Fresh Pair of Panties

Street Dance

You are certainly not as cool as these guys, so we can never be friends.
I could also swear they are wearing New Edition masks. I'm about to dial 311 and get Mr. Telephone Man to casually moonwalk over here to confirm.
Ummmmmm, I need to see someone have a stroke. Where's Bobby Brown when you need him?