Toob Tops

Raining McCain

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:25:00 +0000

worst idea ever.

Amazing!

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:44:00 +0000

DICKHATS!

It's Fashion Week

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:15:00 +0000

Lil video clip of Malan Breton (From Taiwan) when he was on Project Runway season 3. He showed at Fashion Week recently. His laugh, (and overbite) are out of this world.

Pop Sonata

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:24:00 +0000

This chick reinterprets current hit songs to the piano in classical styles. This here is Sean Kingston's Take You There as a sonata. Super fresh.

Ees bak!

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:43:00 +0000

TV Carnage has always been king. It's back.

Tiddy Bear!

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:38:00 +0000

I saw this on TV months and months and months ago, and wanted to post it but totally forgot. I was reminded today because I saw it posted on another site.

Whoever came up with this deserves some kind of awesome reward.

A Public Service Announcement

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:28:00 +0000

From Garfield:

see more Live action tributes to Jim Davis at Lasagnacat.com

Wednesday Is Humpday

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:30:00 +0000

Sangre Con Salsa

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:07:00 +0000

Two things I never thought I would see together. Periods, and mariachi.

Slut Machine's feminine hygiene commercial game is pretty tight. You should check it out.

If This Ain't The 80's

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:28:00 +0000

Remember that episode of the Cosby Show when Vanessa and her friend made a music video for the Locomotion? Fave.
My friend sent me this video, cuz one of the girls is a friend of hers.
I'm totally jealous, because I always wanted to make one of these at Macy's. Yes, at Macy's.
Also, If I ever start a band, this is one of the songs we will cover.

Terror

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:51:00 +0000

Best Week Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:50:00 +0000

people act like she hasn't been stupid retarded crazy this whole time.

Things Your Doll Shouldn't Do

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:49:00 +0000

Saggers Gone Wild.

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:24:00 +0000

When I was a kid, I used to sing a song that went like this:

5 little monkey jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!

I wonder if he's a Saggitarius!
I kill me!

Whatzupwitu?!?!?!

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:14:00 +0000

So my boy Tone Tank posted a bit on his website ScumLife about Eddie Murphy, and referenced his duet with Shabba Ranks, I was a King. It's one of the worst songs ever. I'm pretty sure it made me cry as a teenager, and I cry so infrequently I've been called Robot. The song is certainly much worse than Party All The Time, which Tony informed me that VH1 voted the 7th worst song of all time! What the fuck is wrong with those idiots? Party All The Time rocks.
He didn't provide the video, so here's where I step up. Shabba!

Eddie Murphy & Shaba Ranks . I Was A King

Now here is Whatzupwitu, the only worse song in the universe. Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson. Gallivanting and fagging it up big time. Ugh. Gag me with a pair of child clown.

What's up with that bullcrap? I saw Dreamgirls, and I've been known to Boogie in the Butt. We all know Eddie sings better than this. I'm proud that we as humans have never accepted this mediocrity.

This Song Got Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:38:00 +0000

Wednesday Is Humpday

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:35:00 +0000

Soldiers in Iraq. Our tax dollars at work.

"Thank you Gramma!"

Dorks.

Deviants.

What'd you get for Christmas?

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:35:00 +0000

I got you all a Christmas Thong.
This guy Lance Kincaid has all kinds of thong dancing for your viewing pleasure, if that is in fact what gives you pleasure.
Have a Merry.

Meowry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:22:00 +0000

When I was about 16, my best friend used to have this CD cuz some sick fuck gave it to her. So we used to listen to it, cuz we're weird.
Jingle Cats - One of humanity's worst ideas.

Work it!

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:42:00 +0000

I've become borderline obsessed with watching The Biggest Loser, and I'm all "Go team fatty trying to get skinny!" They inspire me to sit on my ass in front of my tv and watch them lose weight while I eat yogurt and cake. I seriously love them.
Wanna know what else I love?

work it!

Do You Care?

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:04:00 +0000

Bear.
Stare.

Pressing Question

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:11:00 +0000

Everybody is blowing their collective retro-gaskets over Snoop's latest video for Sensual Seduction, and it's good and all, but here's-about where I am - Sexy R&B about them drawers. With all this talk about squatting and letting him sneak a little peek-a-boo, Snoop obviously wants to read between your panty lines. But rest assured, he's just trying to make you comfortable.

Kick it Snoop - Fresh Pair of Panties

Street Dance

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:25:00 +0000

You are certainly not as cool as these guys, so we can never be friends.
I could also swear they are wearing New Edition masks. I'm about to dial 311 and get Mr. Telephone Man to casually moonwalk over here to confirm.
Ummmmmm, I need to see someone have a stroke. Where's Bobby Brown when you need him?

Genuis Stout

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:28:00 +0000

I love this guy Isaac Stout from the Real World Sydney. This blog entry is basically a love letter to him from my vagina.

What will they think of next?

noreply@blogger.com (Kangsta!) — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:40:00 +0000