Toob Tops

Raining McCain

2008-03-24T15:25:00.000-07:00

worst idea ever.

Amazing!

2008-02-27T00:44:00.000-08:00

DICKHATS!

It's Fashion Week

2008-02-07T13:15:00.000-08:00

Lil video clip of Malan Breton (From Taiwan) when he was on Project Runway season 3. He showed at Fashion Week recently. His laugh, (and overbite) are out of this world.

Pop Sonata

2008-02-04T21:24:00.000-08:00

This chick reinterprets current hit songs to the piano in classical styles. This here is Sean Kingston's Take You There as a sonata. Super fresh.

Ees bak!

2008-02-03T22:43:00.000-08:00

TV Carnage has always been king. It's back.

Tiddy Bear!

2008-02-01T12:38:00.000-08:00

I saw this on TV months and months and months ago, and wanted to post it but totally forgot. I was reminded today because I saw it posted on another site.

Whoever came up with this deserves some kind of awesome reward.

A Public Service Announcement

2008-01-31T20:28:00.000-08:00

From Garfield:

see more Live action tributes to Jim Davis at Lasagnacat.com

Wednesday Is Humpday

2008-01-30T10:30:00.000-08:00

Sangre Con Salsa

2008-01-28T09:07:00.000-08:00

Two things I never thought I would see together. Periods, and mariachi.

Slut Machine's feminine hygiene commercial game is pretty tight. You should check it out.

If This Ain't The 80's

2008-01-25T13:28:00.000-08:00

Remember that episode of the Cosby Show when Vanessa and her friend made a music video for the Locomotion? Fave.
My friend sent me this video, cuz one of the girls is a friend of hers.
I'm totally jealous, because I always wanted to make one of these at Macy's. Yes, at Macy's.
Also, If I ever start a band, this is one of the songs we will cover.

Terror

2008-01-21T12:51:00.000-08:00

Best Week Ever

2008-01-17T18:50:00.002-08:00

people act like she hasn't been stupid retarded crazy this whole time.

Things Your Doll Shouldn't Do

2008-01-08T15:49:00.000-08:00

Saggers Gone Wild.

2008-01-06T16:24:00.000-08:00

When I was a kid, I used to sing a song that went like this:

5 little monkey jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!

I wonder if he's a Saggitarius!
I kill me!

Whatzupwitu?!?!?!

2008-01-03T18:14:00.000-08:00

So my boy Tone Tank posted a bit on his website ScumLife about Eddie Murphy, and referenced his duet with Shabba Ranks, I was a King. It's one of the worst songs ever. I'm pretty sure it made me cry as a teenager, and I cry so infrequently I've been called Robot. The song is certainly much worse than Party All The Time, which Tony informed me that VH1 voted the 7th worst song of all time! What the fuck is wrong with those idiots? Party All The Time rocks.
He didn't provide the video, so here's where I step up. Shabba!

Eddie Murphy & Shaba Ranks . I Was A King

Now here is Whatzupwitu, the only worse song in the universe. Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson. Gallivanting and fagging it up big time. Ugh. Gag me with a pair of child clown.

What's up with that bullcrap? I saw Dreamgirls, and I've been known to Boogie in the Butt. We all know Eddie sings better than this. I'm proud that we as humans have never accepted this mediocrity.

This Song Got Jokes

2007-12-30T07:38:00.000-08:00

Wednesday Is Humpday

2007-12-26T09:35:00.000-08:00

Soldiers in Iraq. Our tax dollars at work.

"Thank you Gramma!"

Dorks.

Deviants.

What'd you get for Christmas?

2007-12-25T15:35:00.000-08:00

I got you all a Christmas Thong.
This guy Lance Kincaid has all kinds of thong dancing for your viewing pleasure, if that is in fact what gives you pleasure.
Have a Merry.

Meowry Christmas

2007-12-25T15:22:00.000-08:00

When I was about 16, my best friend used to have this CD cuz some sick fuck gave it to her. So we used to listen to it, cuz we're weird.
Jingle Cats - One of humanity's worst ideas.

Work it!

2007-12-18T18:42:00.000-08:00

I've become borderline obsessed with watching The Biggest Loser, and I'm all "Go team fatty trying to get skinny!" They inspire me to sit on my ass in front of my tv and watch them lose weight while I eat yogurt and cake. I seriously love them.
Wanna know what else I love?

work it!

Do You Care?

2007-12-17T22:04:00.000-08:00

Bear.
Stare.

Pressing Question

2007-12-13T20:11:00.000-08:00

Everybody is blowing their collective retro-gaskets over Snoop's latest video for Sensual Seduction, and it's good and all, but here's-about where I am - Sexy R&B about them drawers. With all this talk about squatting and letting him sneak a little peek-a-boo, Snoop obviously wants to read between your panty lines. But rest assured, he's just trying to make you comfortable.

Kick it Snoop - Fresh Pair of Panties

Street Dance

2007-12-10T21:25:00.000-08:00

You are certainly not as cool as these guys, so we can never be friends.
I could also swear they are wearing New Edition masks. I'm about to dial 311 and get Mr. Telephone Man to casually moonwalk over here to confirm.
Ummmmmm, I need to see someone have a stroke. Where's Bobby Brown when you need him?

Genuis Stout

2007-11-30T18:28:00.000-08:00

I love this guy Isaac Stout from the Real World Sydney. This blog entry is basically a love letter to him from my vagina.

What will they think of next?

2007-07-27T19:40:00.000-07:00

Providings Six Times Fasterings

2007-07-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

I'm in love wit a

2007-07-20T14:08:00.000-07:00

Wednesday is hump day

2007-07-18T15:41:00.001-07:00

Indians dance better

2007-07-18T15:00:00.000-07:00

Wednesday Is Hump Day

2007-06-13T19:53:00.000-07:00

Ta Gung!

2007-06-11T21:10:00.000-07:00

Teater Totters

2007-06-10T19:08:00.001-07:00

The Search For The Next Doll

2007-06-09T00:27:00.000-07:00

This Shit Is Bananas

2007-06-08T23:52:00.000-07:00

The Best Thing Ever

2007-06-07T12:17:00.000-07:00

I love T-Pain

2007-06-07T12:14:00.000-07:00

First Post

2007-06-07T11:39:00.000-07:00