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Wednesday Is Humpday

Sangre Con Salsa

Two things I never thought I would see together. Periods, and mariachi.


Slut Machine's feminine hygiene commercial game is pretty tight. You should check it out.

If This Ain't The 80's

Remember that episode of the Cosby Show when Vanessa and her friend made a music video for the Locomotion? Fave.
My friend sent me this video, cuz one of the girls is a friend of hers.
I'm totally jealous, because I always wanted to make one of these at Macy's. Yes, at Macy's.
Also, If I ever start a band, this is one of the songs we will cover.

Terror

Best Week Ever

people act like she hasn't been stupid retarded crazy this whole time.

Things Your Doll Shouldn't Do

Saggers Gone Wild.

When I was a kid, I used to sing a song that went like this:

5 little monkey jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!



I wonder if he's a Saggitarius!
I kill me!

Whatzupwitu?!?!?!

So my boy Tone Tank posted a bit on his website ScumLife about Eddie Murphy, and referenced his duet with Shabba Ranks, I was a King. It's one of the worst songs ever. I'm pretty sure it made me cry as a teenager, and I cry so infrequently I've been called Robot. The song is certainly much worse than Party All The Time, which Tony informed me that VH1 voted the 7th worst song of all time! What the fuck is wrong with those idiots? Party All The Time rocks.
He didn't provide the video, so here's where I step up. Shabba!

Eddie Murphy & Shaba Ranks . I Was A King


Now here is Whatzupwitu, the only worse song in the universe. Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson. Gallivanting and fagging it up big time. Ugh. Gag me with a pair of child clown.

What's up with that bullcrap? I saw Dreamgirls, and I've been known to Boogie in the Butt. We all know Eddie sings better than this. I'm proud that we as humans have never accepted this mediocrity.